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I understand that whether a transsexual has undergone a surgery or not, they are not qualified to be in the military. If the person has not had an operation, the disqualified is that it is a mental disorder. My question is, how would they know? As long as the transsexual does not openly state his or her condition, how would the military ever know? And I understand that folks in general can get in trouble for cross dressing within the military. So what are the guidelines for this? At what points do service members get to wear civilian clothes, and then what is considered "cross dressing"?

I am a FtM trans preparing to sign up with the Navy. I have undergone no surgery, no speech therapy, no counseling, no hormone injections. The only thing that could possibly identify me is my short hair, my male clothing, and my general personality. If I do not state that I am transsexual, what can they do?

I am not unfit in any other way; I do not have depression or anxiety over my body. Basically I am asking y’all– how much can I get away with without revealing myself? Thank you very much.
EDIT FOR CLARITY: My sex is female. I have a vagina and breasts. I have not had any surgery. A doctor could not tell from my physical body.
To The Iceman: I’m asking HOW, though? I don’t go about telling people I am transsexual. I don’t have any physical evidence of being transsexual. Would they interview me? How deeply would that interview go? If I lied, would they know? Most folks I meet have no clue, they just think I’m a little off. How would they know?

About two miles from my house there is a house with a white Christian looking cross on it and in the yard there is a wooden cross with wooden decorative knobs. There are no signs marking it as a church. On some Sundays (nice weather) people go there for services in the yard. The men that live in the house always wear black sometimes with a white shirt. Sometimes they wear long black robes and they all have beards. They look very much like Orthodox Jews but there is a cross on the house and in the yard. I once saw a woman also dressed in black. On her head was a round black boxlike hat with a black habit coming down the back and sides you could not see her hair. Her dress was long and black with white embroidery on it. My neighbors think they are Russian Orthodox or something similar. It seems they are too small of a group to have a church so they just meet at the leader’s home. Does this sound familiar to anyone?
they have cars and a dog and junk in the yard. for the most part it looks like a normal house. Until Sunday when they hold a service.
my husband is the local police and he has no idea

A modern-day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray dress. There’s a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.

"Well, cowboy," says the genie. "You know how I work. You have three wishes."

"I’m not falling for this." Says the man. "I’m not going to trust an IRS lawyer genie!"

"What do you have to lose? You’ve got no transportation, and it looks like you’re a goner anyway!"

The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."

POOF: The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

"OK, cowpoke, what’s your second wish?"

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

POOF: The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the man says, "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."

POOF: He is turned into a tampon.

The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there’s going to be a string attached.

I’m European living in the US. I’d like to know why are some of your laws so ridiculous, example:

In Louisiana, it is illegal to Gargle in public!
In Massachussets, it is illegal to Shave while Driving!
Birds have right-of-way on the Utah Highways!
Having your Shoelaces Untied in Maine is illegal!
It is illegal to dress a mannequin in public, in Atlanta!
It is illegal to spit against the wind in Nebraska!
In Minnesota it is illegal to tease skunks!
In Rhode Island it is illegal to throw pickle juice!
In Hood River, Oregon, You Can’t Juggle Without a Licence!
In California, you cannot legally peel an Orange in your Hotel Room!
It is illegal to go fishing in your PJs, in Chicago!
Whistling under water is an offence in Vermont!
Throwing Dishes is illegal in Florida!
You cannot milk another person’s cow in Texas!
It is illegal to publically deny the existance of god, in Vermont!
In Columbus, Georgia, you cannot sit in an ‘Indecent’ position!
It is illegal to Burp during a Church service in Omaha, Nebraska!
In Michigan, a Woman’s Hair Is Property of her Husband!
The Husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife, in Utah!
In France, it is illegal to land a Flying Saucer in the Vinyards!
In Iceland, anyone who has ‘Scottulaejnir’ printed on their door can practice Medicine!
It is illegal for a man to sleep with his animals in Clawson, Michigan!
In Colorado it is illegal to kiss a sleeping woman!
In California, a Man can legally beat his wife with a leather strap, if she gives him permission!
In Chicago, Illinois, you cannot take a French Poodle to the Opera!
It is illegal to speak English in Illinois, as the State Language is American!
A Man can legally beat his wife in Arkansas once a month!
It is illegal for a girl to ask a guy on a date, in Dyersberg, Tennessee!
You cannot legally ride a camel on Nevada Highways!
It is illegal to immitate animals in Florida!
In Montana, a wife cannot open her Husband’s mail!
Chicken’s cannot cross roads in Quitman, Georgia!
It is illegal to run out of gas in Youngstown, Ohio!
You cannot have sexual intercourse in a churchyard in North Carolina!
In North Carolina, it is a crime to move two hotel beds together!
You cannot kiss if you have a Moustache in Indianapolis!
You cannot ride an Ugly horse down the street in Washington!
In Oklahoma, it is illegal to sleep with shoes on!
In Columbus, Ohio, you cannot sell Cornflakes on Sunday!
In California, it is illegal to use underwear as Rags!
Every Man In Brainerd, Minnesota is required by law to grow a beard!
Ignore:

"In France, it is illegal to land a Flying Saucer in the Vinyards!
In Iceland, anyone who has ‘Scottulaejnir’ printed on their door can practice Medicine!"
These laws do in fact exist. LOL.

i was thinking that i’d wear black skinny jeans, a blazer, and a simple tank top.

… but what about shoes?

i know that sometimes PC places want to see what you can do, and i don’t think i can service a system in heels… but the only other shoes i have (that aren’t cross trainers) are brown boots.

should i dress more formal or more practical?
i don’t have any flat shoes… my options are brown boots or black open toed heels.

i have no money for new shoes… or else i wouldn’t be interviewing for a job!

i do have dress pants but they’d look a bit stupid with the boots…

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